One day at a time.

  • Me: I feel gross
  • Mom: you look gross
  • Me:
  • Mom:
  • Me: thanks?
  • Mom: just saying your throat is swollen and you can't see where your chin starts and neck ends
  • Me: oh fuck I feel like Jabba the hut.


WAAAAAAAAAANNT. SO MUCH WAAAANNT

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  • period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
  • period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • period: Yell at a puppy.
  • period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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Forever Reblog <3

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fia-k:

hoplessleysmitten:

^^^ This, is gonna help me look good for grad :)

you and me kendra, once a week. (what are mountain climbers and butt busters?)

lets do it! we can do it on spares :) and mountain climbers are where you would take your left knee and put it to your right boob type thing and you start out in a push up type position! i have no idea what butt busters are!

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